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Orconomics Shirts Now Available

Author J. Zachary Pike in an Orconomics Shirt

Have you ever thought to yourself, “gosh, is there a way to express to passersby how much I love Orconomics?”

No? Well, now would be an excellent time to think about that. I’ll wait.

All done? Great! Now that you’ve pondered one of life’s most recent questions, let me say the answer is “yes!” Now official Orconomics t-shirts are available in two fantastic designs and up to three colors!

Gnomish Press cannot guarantee that your new Orconomics shirts will make you cooler than your friends, but that’s only because they might buy one as well. Order yours as soon as possible to prolong the brief window wherein you can indisputably prove you are the most orconomically savvy member of your guild.

Orconomics T-Shirt: Golden Giltin

Orconomics T-Shirt with an Orc and Gold Coins

Note that this shirt is available in a “Premium” variant in the US. What makes it premium? So far as I can tell, about a $2 higher price and a super-snug fit that only a thin and stylish person would be fit into. Is it more comfortable? Softer? I couldn’t say; I’m not thin and stylish enough to get my right arm into one. But if you like that sort of body-hugging sort of shirt, you may want to spring for the premium version.

Orconomics T-Shirt: It’s All About The Zurthrakas

Orconomics shirt with an Orc holding a 5 giltin bill

I hope you love your shirt as much as I enjoy mine. Let me know what you think in the comments below!

3 thoughts on “Orconomics Shirts Now Available”

  1. Nice shirt! I got mine, and it looks great.

    Admittedly, I needed another t-shirt like I needed another hole in my head. (I’m always buying shirts with political messages, and I get them for free at the blood bank every year.)

    But I can afford it, because I’ve been working on bundling up and selling Collateralized Threat Obligations in my neighborhood. 🙂

    1. So glad you enjoyed it, even if it’s unnecessary. Thanks, Bill!

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