Atlas Hugged

Love And Patriotism

by Paul Itico

Published by Gnomish Press, October 2016

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Mitch McConnel had always hated stagnant Washington with its nasty, clever Congressmen. It was a place where he felt helpless.

He was an implacable, determined, ice water drinker with thick biceps and meaty thighs. His friends saw him as a curried, clever capitalist. Once, he had even saved a homely blue collar workers that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was.

Mitch walked over to the window and reflected on his political surroundings. The rain hammered like drafting elephants.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Paul Ryan. Paul was a conservative patriot with hot biceps and sweaty thighs.

Mitch gulped. He was not prepared for Paul.

As Mitch stepped outside and Paul came closer, he could see the misty glint in his eye.

Paul gazed with the affection of 8577 dishonest relieved rabbits. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want hot."

Mitch looked back, even more droopy and still fingering the blunt pen. "Paul, I think tax cuts for the wealthy will ultimately achieve greater prosperity," he replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two decaying, deep donkeys voting at a very patriotic vote, which had jazz music playing in the background and two hungry patriots marching to the beat.

Mitch regarded Paul's hot biceps and sweaty thighs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Mitch with a delighted grin.

Paul looked repressed, his emotions blushing like a glorious, gentle globe.

Then Paul came inside for a nice drink of ice water.

The End.

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Dedication

For my country, which deserves a light ribbing now and then.

Acknowledgements

I don't think anyone I know wants to be associated with this.

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