Slap of the Senator
by J. Zachary Pike
Published by Gnomish Press, October 2016
Copyright © 2016 J. Zachary Pike
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Jenny Democracia suspected something was a little off when her brave sister tried to slap her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly conservative Senator, John Pachydermo, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, John proved to be patriotic and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with writing legislation. Jenny soon learnt that John had taken an oath never to kiss a human being.
When Jenny's brave sister is injured in a tragic accident, Jenny realises her own life is at risk.
Despite John's fiscal conservatism and hard-line stances, Jenny finds herself falling for the Senator. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.
One night, Democrats appears before Jenny and warns her of a darkness within John. The Democrats gives Jenny the golden pistol - the only weapon that can defeat a conservative Senator.
Will Jenny find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly uncomfortable?
Jenny Democracia could totally find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly uncomfortable. She shot John and lived mostly happily ever.
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Dedication
For my country, which deserves a good joke now and then.
Acknowledgements
I'm sure everyone I know would be ashamed to be associated with this.